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A playful nod to late-night cravings and zero regrets. This graphic tee brings together hot flashes, brain farts, and “zero f*cks” with colorful retro-style lettering and a cheeky sense of humor. It’s made for adults who like their everyday style comfortable, irreverent, and unapologetically honest—whether you’re lounging at home, meeting friends, or adding a laugh to casual weekend plans. The lightweight cotton and classic crew-neck fit keep it easy to wear, while the bold front print does the talking.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric
- Classic fit with a comfortable crew neckline
- Tubular knit construction without side seams
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape
- DTG front print with DTF sleeve and inner neck label printing
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Hot Flashes Brain Farts and Zero F*cks T-Shirt
$25.99
Shipping & returns
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Manufacturing
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric
- Classic fit with a comfortable crew neckline
- Tubular knit construction without side seams
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape
- DTG front print with DTF sleeve and inner neck label printing
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors