Aging Like Fine Wine Cussing Like a Sailor T-Shirt
XS / Charcoal
$25.99
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Aging gracefully has never looked this spirited. This lightweight T-shirt features a playful “Aging Like Fine Wine, Cussing Like a Sailor” design with a wine glass, hearts, and bold hand-lettered details. It brings a little dockside humor to birthdays, seaside get-togethers, wine nights, and everyday adventures for sailors, boat lovers, and anyone whose language gets saltier with age.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the classic crew-neck tee feels smooth and comfortable throughout the year. Its clean silhouette, shape-retaining ribbed collar, seamless sides, and shoulder tape create an easy fit with lasting structure. The design is printed using DTG technology, with DTF printing used for sleeve prints and the inner neck label. Ethically grown US cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification, and a tear-away label add thoughtful details to this cheeky nautical staple. Adult sizes only.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and highly elastic ribbed collar
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced fabric waste
- Shoulder tape helps stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; made with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Aging Like Fine Wine Cussing Like a Sailor T-Shirt
$25.99
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| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the classic crew-neck tee feels smooth and comfortable throughout the year. Its clean silhouette, shape-retaining ribbed collar, seamless sides, and shoulder tape create an easy fit with lasting structure. The design is printed using DTG technology, with DTF printing used for sleeve prints and the inner neck label. Ethically grown US cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification, and a tear-away label add thoughtful details to this cheeky nautical staple. Adult sizes only.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and highly elastic ribbed collar
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced fabric waste
- Shoulder tape helps stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; made with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors