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This “The Foul-Mouthed Mystic” T-shirt pairs a blooming lotus, celestial sparkles, and high-vibration energy with a playful reminder that spirituality doesn’t have to be silent or serious. It belongs with tarot readers, moon watchers, crystal collectors, and anyone who keeps their intuition sharp and their language colorful. Wear it to a witchy market, meditation meetup, full-moon ritual, or a casual coffee run when your aura is calm but your commentary is not. Printed on a lightweight cotton tee with a classic crew neckline, it feels easy to wear while keeping its expressive design front and center.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton construction with a lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) feel\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help maintain shape and durability\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Sport 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