I’m One Hot Flash Away From a Felony Funny Menopause T-Shirt
XS / Sport Grey
$25.99
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A little heat, a little humor, and plenty of attitude. This T-Shirt features the playful phrase “I’m One Hot Flash Away From a Felony” in expressive blue and black lettering, making it a witty choice for anyone navigating midlife with honesty and a sharp sense of humor. The lightweight cotton feels comfortable through busy days, coffee dates, girls’ nights, and those moments when the thermostat suddenly becomes a personal challenge. Wear it as a conversation starter, a menopause milestone statement, or a tongue-in-cheek addition to your everyday wardrobe.
Product features
- Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for year-round comfort
- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, clean look
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
I’m One Hot Flash Away From a Felony Funny Menopause T-Shirt
$25.99
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for year-round comfort
- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, clean look
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors