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This “Aging Like Fine Wine, Cussing Like a Sailor” T-Shirt brings bold humor to casual days, wine nights, birthdays, bachelorette weekends, and laid-back gatherings. The expressive lettering and cheeky wine-glass illustration make it an easy conversation starter for anyone who appreciates a good vintage and an even better swear word. Made from lightweight ring-spun cotton, it has a smooth feel, classic crew neckline, and versatile fit that works with jeans, shorts, or a favorite cardigan. The seamless tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean, while the ribbed collar and shoulder taping help it hold its shape. Printed details are made with DTG and DTF methods for a crisp, wearable finish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) feel\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, shape-retaining collar with stabilizing shoulder tape\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67931542815042,"sku":"23828636226541458039","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport 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